The Pathetic

coverage this league does not deserve

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Weekly power rankings, playoff odds from a projection engine that answers to no one, an animated season race, a lineal championship belt, and a record book that never forgets. Your fantasy league is not good enough for this — that's the point.

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Site coverage only — the weekly text ritual stays a founding-league privilege. All takes final, all odds simulated.